Doth Thou Wish To Slay A Dragon? by Wulfzinger, literature
Literature
Doth Thou Wish To Slay A Dragon?
[Barbarian]
Fighter? [knocks]
Doth thou wish to slay a dragon?
Come on, let’s draw our blades!
We never wrestle anymore
You’re such a bore
And you’re missing all these maids!
We used to hunt for treasure
But now we’re broke
And our caster’s lost his mind!
Doth thou wish to slay a dragon?
It doesn’t have to be a dragon…
[Fighter] It’s been 10 minutes!
[Barbarian] Wizard’s here…
[Wizard]
Do you wanna burn a villiage?
Or poke a Cyclops in the eye?
I think you need to kill a few
Let’s get some blood on you
While all these peasants die!
*maniacal laughter*
Some of us started
Do You Wanna Fight the Daleks by Wulfzinger, literature
Literature
Do You Wanna Fight the Daleks
TARDIS? [knocks]
Do you wanna fight the Daleks?
Come on, let's save the day!
I never ride you anymore
Open your door
It's like you're Gallifrey!
We used to get the ladies
And now we don’t
Because all you ever do is sigh!
Do you wanna fight the Daleks?
They don’t have to be the Daleks…
*makes the whirring sound*
Alright, fine...
Do you wanna go find River?
Or go meet up with the Ponds?
I think the bad guys need a dampering
I've started tampering
With ionic bonds!
(*Don’t actually have anything to fill this line >…>*)
It must be getting lonely
All your empty rooms
And it’s boring to see the hours stret
Queen Alice (Almost done) by Wulfzinger, literature
Literature
Queen Alice (Almost done)
Year 10.835
"Miss Alice, Miss Alice!" The young maid ran down the hall, a lamp's candle blowing out in her wake. Horses were heard outside, neighing as their riders shouted to each other. She turned the chilled brass knob of the door, turning around to close and lock it.
"Miss Alice! The Duke has sent his dogs after you. Even the captain is here!" The door was locked, the door was barricaded, and the door was still as she turned around again, looking upon the study. She called Alice's name again, but fell silent when she found the room empty. The window was open, a light breeze catching the curtain
What does American even mean anymore?
We were raised with the notion that
American meant
Red, White, and Blue
Peace, Liberty, and Justice for All
One Nation, Under God, Indivisible
The American Dream
Manifest Destiny
The American Way
Support Our Troops
But the country is
Red with Blood
White with fifty states of
what the actual fuck
and blue with rivers of cash going
all the wrong ways.
Peace can't be found in a single home.
Liberty is a sick joke because it means
Freedom within society
And yet we all have our chains.
Justice isn't even in our vocabulary because
Police men can do their jobs while hospitalizing
innocent men and women who's on
If You're Looking For Justification by Wulfzinger, literature
Literature
If You're Looking For Justification
I get into this mood that's like
smash gender roles
smash stereotypes
smash racial profiling
smash inhumanity
And I just get going and going and going and don't stop.
Until things start breaking.
Unfortunately,
I'm not in the world so I can't break anything.
I can just glare threateningly at a vase while everyone around me just looks at me uneasily, knowing that if I were to topple it over, no one could stop me.
I scream at all of you.
And some of you are listening.
And it's actually not screaming.
It's just louder than you expected
because it echoes more harshly than you wanted.
But thank you.
Because the rest of you don't.
So you only hear screaming.
And it's echoing still.
But you can't hear it.
And I scream louder.
And you cover your ears harder.
But eventually you'll put your hands down.
And discover that my voice is soft.
Thank my words for bleeding eardrums.
What the Fuck Is Actually Wrong by Wulfzinger, literature
Literature
What the Fuck Is Actually Wrong
Absolutes are the fabric of a broken humanity
you Can or you Can't
you do or you don't
you are or you Aren't
there is no middle ground for the people who
try to or
might possibly or
may not necessarily be
There are two genders
two directions
two methods
and often only one
and if you tell me that
it is in the nature
of a boy (not a girl)
to destroy (not create)
to dominate (not submit)
to be a man (not a human)
I Will kill you
because I Won't
put up with your shit.
Character Concept:
Name: ?
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Hetero-
Height: ?
Weight: ?
Hair: Something dark, I think.
Eyes: Green
Background: Not sure about the earlier details because this character only exists because I wanted to genderbend the concept of a woman disguising herself as a man. So, in the end:
Something happens that requires him to hide from whomever, but he can't leave the city, resulting in him disguising as a woman, as to avoid more encounters that could blow his cover. for a while, he makes regular visits to a brothel, where he's taught how to apply makeup in such a way that conceals his cheekbones/jaw structure, as well as some d
Hearts break
Earths shake
Men rake
As autumn
tears through the town.
Children work
Cats shirk
Captains Kirk
As spring
rips through the city.
Punks rock
Athletes jock
Factories stock
As summer
shreds through the country.
Winter shrugs.
A thousand footprints across
A thousand steps in a staircase
from
A thousand trees that slept
beneath
A thousands stars that winked
at
A thousand dreams
They gave up their
Child's play for
A world of gray where
nothing
Was ever there to stay.
Twenty Mays passed
with
Twenty-thousand sunrays that
watched as
Apathy and fear
consumed
Twenty-million dreams.
Grey turned white
with
Bits of red
As there was
little
To be said.
Expensive cars
Cheap bars
Dim stars
Exorcise the
Ghosts in our Scars