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Doth Thou Wish To Slay A Dragon?

[Barbarian] Fighter? [knocks] Doth thou wish to slay a dragon? Come on, let’s draw our blades! We never wrestle anymore You’re such a bore And you’re missing all these maids! We used to hunt for treasure But now we’re broke And our caster’s lost his mind! Doth thou wish to slay a dragon? It doesn’t have to be a dragon… [Fighter] It’s been 10 minutes! [Barbarian] Wizard’s here… [Wizard] Do you wanna burn a villiage? Or poke a Cyclops in the eye? I think you need to kill a few Let’s get some blood on you While all these peasants die! *maniacal laughter* Some of us started

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Literature

Doth Thou Wish To Slay A Dragon?

[Barbarian] Fighter? [knocks] Doth thou wish to slay a dragon? Come on, let’s draw our blades! We never wrestle anymore You’re such a bore And you’re missing all these maids! We used to hunt for treasure But now we’re broke And our caster’s lost his mind! Doth thou wish to slay a dragon? It doesn’t have to be a dragon… [Fighter] It’s been 10 minutes! [Barbarian] Wizard’s here… [Wizard] Do you wanna burn a villiage? Or poke a Cyclops in the eye? I think you need to kill a few Let’s get some blood on you While all these peasants die! *maniacal laughter* Some of us started

Featured

19 deviations
Literature

Doth Thou Wish To Slay A Dragon?

[Barbarian] Fighter? [knocks] Doth thou wish to slay a dragon? Come on, let’s draw our blades! We never wrestle anymore You’re such a bore And you’re missing all these maids! We used to hunt for treasure But now we’re broke And our caster’s lost his mind! Doth thou wish to slay a dragon? It doesn’t have to be a dragon… [Fighter] It’s been 10 minutes! [Barbarian] Wizard’s here… [Wizard] Do you wanna burn a villiage? Or poke a Cyclops in the eye? I think you need to kill a few Let’s get some blood on you While all these peasants die! *maniacal laughter* Some of us started

Poetry

13 deviations
Literature

Blood Feud, Chapter 1

Chapter1 Something cold, wet rushing, rushing away—not away…with me, carrying me—never ceasing, never relaxing its icy grip. Suddenly a drop, still cold, still wet, still rushing—but somehow calmer, slower, like…—I'm falling, plummeting through space, but I can still hear the water roaring around me. It gets louder as I fall, and again my clothes freeze over me, clinging to my skin. As the cascades consume me yet again, my head screams in agony after it crashes into an outcropping of stone above the surface. The sickening crunch is faintly audible in the echoing roar all around me in this dark place I'm thrashe

Blood Feud

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Literature

Meet the Haberdasher

 The sun began to set as Maxwell Ardend Dane crossed the White Rose Plaza, intending to drink a little before going home. He'd left his Wonderland jacket at a Laundromat to get the blood out of the white. He remained donned in white gloves, black shoes, slacks, and tie, a button-up maroon shirt with sleeves rolled to the elbows, and matching grey suspenders. His reflection on the Jack of Spades liquor store showed his short brown hair to make him appear extraordinarily disheveled. He smoothed it out gruffly as he peered through. Sighing in mild irritation as someone screamed from the near-by alley, he buttoned the cuffs of his gloves, picked

Mad Hatter

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