Doth Thou Wish To Slay A Dragon?

[Barbarian]
Fighter? [knocks]
Doth thou wish to slay a dragon?
Come on, let’s draw our blades!
We never wrestle anymore
You’re such a bore
And you’re missing all these maids!

We used to hunt for treasure
But now we’re broke
And our caster’s lost his mind!

Doth thou wish to slay a dragon?
It doesn’t have to be a dragon…

[Fighter] It’s been 10 minutes!

[Barbarian] Wizard’s here…

[Wizard]
Do you wanna burn a villiage?
Or poke a Cyclops in the eye?
I think you need to kill a few
Let’s get some blood on you
While all these peasants die!

*maniacal laughter*

Some of us started looking
For a tank like you
Rogue is stealing, and thinks he’s sly...
(Hey, get you hand out of my pocket!)

[Rogue]
Fighter, please, just end Bard’s singing.
The bartender might kick us out!
Look, I’ve gathered the rest of the party
We won’t leave without you
Now get out here!

Who else protects the wizard
Or has high AC?
We really do need you.

Doth thou wish to slay a dragon? [Finishes picking the lock.]